Some Desi funny SMS

aaj tum DIL maango,de denge, JIGAR maango de denge, JAAN tak maango to bhi de denge,kyunki aaj in saari films ki cds ghar par hain!
Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. aur khuda tumse puche.. Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise

Our Dosti is Like PHILIPS-Pyara Sa Bandhan & Relationshipis like FEVICOL-Majboot Jod,& Our Love is Like BADA Thums UP- Khatam Hi Nahi Hota.... .....
Newtons First Law of Ishqa boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girlin love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unlessany external agent ( brother or father of the gal ) comes into play andbreak the legs of the boy

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire!