valentine special

This was amissed call

One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid "This was a missed call"

Gilrs are like phones

Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u'll be disconnected!

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Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

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Door kahin ek basti thi,
Wahan churailain basti thein,
Un k andar bari masti thi,
Jab dekho wo hansti thin,
Tum jo itna hansti ho,
Usi basti ki lagti ho

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Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,

Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..

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Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,

Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandar bhagane ke bahane.

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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Valentine Special Missing you SMS

• Memories play a confusing role. They make u laugh when u remember the time u cried together! But make u cry when u remember the time u laughed together.
• What makes some people Dearer? It's not just the happiness that u feel when u meet them but the pain u feel, when u miss them. Miss U
• Close ur eyes..., Relax ur body and stop breathing as long as U can. Now breath... I miss u as much as u missed the air.
• Near ones are not dear, dear ones are not near, it is easy to remember the near ones, but very difficult to forget the dear ones. Missing You.
• Don't forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star. Missing You!
• Every tear is a sign of brokeness, every silence is a sign of lonliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, every sms is a sign of remembrance
• I drink to make other people interesting
• Lessons of life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 4give, learn 2 share, learn 2 trust, n learn 2 luv & learn 2 say: U Miss me!
• Aapko milne ko man kar raha tha, man ko samjhaya to dil tadapane laga, dil ko bahelaya to ankhein ro padi, unhe chup karaya to saansein bol padi... I miss U
• Sometimes, I forget to say hi,Sometimes, I even miss to reply, Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,I’m just giving u time to miss me!

Republic day special love SMS

• To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without without even touching... is the miracle called Love.
• People fall in luv not knowing why or how. It's so special a feeling that it doesn't require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.
• I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I would rather laugh, cry and make memories with. Luv U!
• Loving, knowing that you are going to get hurt is like living knowing that you are going to die. But not loving so you don't get hurt is like killing yourself before you die.
• Giving someone all ur luv is never an assurance that they'll luv u back! Don't expect luv in return; just wait for it to grow in their hearts. But if it doesn't, be content it grew in urs.
• I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
• Love is falling asleep dreaming of the one that makes you smile and waking up smiling about the one u dream of.
• When I'm away from u, I'm still with u. When my eyes are closed, I could still c u. When I'm awake, I still dream of u. When I feel I have everything, I still need u & no matter what, I'll always luv u.

Mahayana Buddhist New year SMS.

"Land of Pure Bliss". Finally, the Body of Bliss comes out from the Body of Essence, which is the principle underlying of the whole universe
Happy New year

(Buddhist New Year )Jan 22nd to 25th

Buddhist New Year - In Theravadin countries, Thailand, Burma, Sri Lanka, Cambodia and Lao, the new year is celebrated for three days from the first full moon day in April. In Mahayana countries the new year starts on the first full moon day in January. However, the Buddhist New Year depends on the country of origin or ethnic background of the people. As for example, Chinese, Koreans and Vietnamese celebrate late January or early February according to the lunar calendar, whilst the Tibetans usually celebrate about one month later.

Bakri-ID EID and Muhram SMS

Sending warm wishesacross the miles…Just to let you knowhow much you are missed onEID Day

May you be guided byyour faith in Allah&shine in his divine blessings!Eid Mubarak

Many are the wishesthat are being sent your way,
but the is a special onefor a very happy Eid Day

May the magic of dis EIDbring lots of happiness in ur life& may u celebrate it widall ur close friendzzzzzz& may it fill ur HEART wid love

Love SMS

I always think about U.I can’t live without U.I really need U.I’m totally mad about U.I just wanna be with U.I’m crazy 4 U.I wanna marry U.I LOVE U.

India Republic day SMS

Tairna hai to smandar mein tairo nadi naalo mein kya rakha hai? Pyar karna hai to watan se karo In bewafa ladko mein kya rakha hai.JAI HIND Happy republic day